gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

letsfuckaroundthatswhatwedo:

I have so many ugly pictures of my friends purely stored for revenge

(Source: skittlevodka)

zenis:

wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy